Here is My Movie Review of Spider-Man 3

 Here is my movie review of Spider-Man 3. 

So basically what the plot is is that you have Spider-Man protecting the city. Then you have Harry plotting revenge against Peter Parker Spider-Man for killing his father. Then you have Peter Parker and Mary Jane's relationship. Then you have Flint Marko robbing banks and trying to get money for the daughter's treatment.  Then you have Eddie Brock wine revenge on Peter Parker for firing him at his job. and that's basically what the story is for this movie and it's such a mess. 

Now the acting really bad because it just feels like they're just phonient in not even trying anymore There are some good performances here in there but from the most part it's pretty terrible.

Tobey Maguire comes back as Peter Parker/Spider-Man In the film. I have to say he was pretty bad in this movie because he's either overdoing it or just sleepwalking throughout His performance. Now the character appear Parker / Spider-Man is really awful because he starts out really nice but once he gets the venom symbiote he just becomes just an asshole and it's not like Starlord from Guardian of the Galaxy where he an asshole because He thinks he knows what he's doing he He is in over his head and that's what makes it funny and he eventually matures as the Guardians of the Galaxy films go on. But in this they make Peter Parker / Spider-Man into an asshole who is very narcissistic just treats people like garbage and that's his character for the majority of the movie. Probably the most infamous scene in this entire film is the Jazz Club scene This scene is so cringe worthy and I'll say this it's even more cringe-worthy than MO.D.O.K´s death in Ant-Man and The Wasp Quantum Mania because at least with that scene it was really funny and it was kind of emotional but with this it is so dumb and so ridiculous that you're like why would you put this in a Spider-Man film.

Kirsten Dunst comes back as Mary Jane In this film. I have to say she was really awful in the film It just felt like she was just there to be get a simple paycheck. No the character of Mary Jane is really bad with me because all she is is just the woman trusts for PM Parker / Spider-Man and it's one of those when they or won't they relationships she leaves them and then she comes back for him and so annoying and stupid. I'll say this At least in the Ant-Man movies they never did that with Hope Van Dyne and Scott Lang they actually cared for one another now yes in the first film she didn't really like him but adding the movie went on to start to appreciate him more and then they started to become boyfriend girlfriend in the sequels. Play the worst scene with Mary Jane is what she says to Peter Parker / Spider-Man there's someone else I love it so stupid It felt like a a soap opera that's how stupid that moment is.

J.K. Simmons comes back as Jay Jonah Jameson In the film. I have to say even in parts where this movie is really awful J.K. Simmons is still very entertaining as the character you can tell he still likes playing this character you can tell he starts having a lot of fun in the role.

James Franco comes back as Harry Osborn In the film. I have to say she was terrible in the film he was way too over the top He was hamming it up for no reason. The character of Harry Osborn / the new Goblin was really terrible First of all why would you call him the new goblin that is just really lazy Second of all the part where he loses his memory is so cringe worthy and so weird that much like the Jazz Club seen you're like why would you put this as Spider-Man movie and also if you take out Harry Osborn in this movie the movie would have been better without him and then maybe It have more room for the salmon stuff. Probably the dumbest thing is where he and Mary Jane are dancing the kitchen and just reminds me of Seen in She Hulk where she and her friend are twerking in the kitchen and it's played for laughs that so dumb and cheesy That's how bad That thing was in the film. The chemistry between ham and Toby Maguire is fine.

William Dafoe comes as Green Goblin In the film. I have to say even though Is only in the film for 5 minutes he still killed it as the character he's very manipulative and very entertaining the role and I'll say that even in a really horrible movie like this Willem Dafoe somehow is the best part of any bad movie.

Thomas Haden Church as Flint Marko Sandman I still  think he does a tremendous job as this character. I still think he is really intimidating. If you think about it, you can feel sympathy for him because all he wants to do is to make his daughter better. I still think he should have been the main villain. I still think the CGI effects on Sadman are still perfect. Aside from making him the killer of Uncle Ben. But other than that he is still perfect.  He also  looks exactly like the character from the comics. Fun fact actors are like Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, Nathan Lane, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Hanks, Albert Brooks, Alec Baldwin, Viggo Mortensen, Gary Oldman, Max Von Sydow, Stephen Lang, Christopher Plummer, Bruce Willis, Robert De Niro, Harry Sharer, Joe Mantegna, Michael Biehn, Liam Neeson, Matthew McConaughey, Christoph Waltz, Ron Perlman, Tomas Jane, Hulk Hogan, Christopher Meloni, and Tom Hardy were all considered to play Sandman.

Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom I still think he does an awful job as this character. I still think he is really cringe-worthy to watch. The only things I liked about him are the mouth and the eyepieces on Venom. They still look really great.  the only thing I like with him is when in the church where he turns into Venom I think that still holds up but everything else is just garbage. I still think  Venom was handled a lot better in the movie Venom because that one looks more comic book accurate. 

the directing by Sam Raimi I don't necessarily blame him I mostly blame the studio for the movie because the studio wanted Sam Raimi Venom but he didn't want to use him because he wasn't a fan of the character because originally he wanted to have Ben Kingsley play the Vulture as the secondary villain and Thomas Haden Church as Flint Marko/Sandman as the main villain In the original concept for Spider-Man 3 But due to studio interference they forced him to use Venom anyway. By the way We actually could have had the original version of Spider-Man 3. If I did a review on the original Spider-Man 3 I would have given the movie a 10/10 If we got that one but instead we get a Spider-Man movie that Is it big disappointment.

So in conclusion i still hate this movie. The storyline is an absolute mass way too much going on. That is way too many subplots in the movie that you didn't really need. The stuff with Uncle Ben did not need to be there. Also making Sandman and the Killer of Uncle Ben with the dumbest thing in this film. There are good performances like J.K. Simmons is great in the film. Willem Dafoe is very entertaining as The Green Goblin Thomas Hadon Church kills it as Sandman. But aside from that the acting is really bad in this film. This is right up there with X3 X-Men the last stand as well the worst elements in a trilogy. I'm going to say this I hate this more than Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum Mania because even though it is the weakest film in the trilogy at least it had a lot more good things than bad things and it wasn't a mess like this film. I say just skip the film and go watch spider-Man No Way Home is the way better utilizes its villain the way better and it had more funny moments and has no stupid or cringe worthy moments like this film. I give this movie a 2/10.