Discussing Canceled Batman film Batman Triumphant

 

Discussing Canceled Batman film Batman Triumphant

Now when it comes to Batman and Robin we all know that is a piece of garbage it has horrible jokes horrible acting Now believe it or not there was supposed to be another Batman film after this and this was going to be a lot weirder than Batman and Robin and that is of course Batman triumphant and let's discuss it. 

Now the storyline to this film would have been really weird because it was going to have Batman and Robin having a falling out well the scarecrow was going to team up with Harley Quinn who is the Joker's daughter and She would wanted revenge on Batman for killing her father in the first film and scarecrow was going to use Fear toxins to try to break Batman and he would have confronted all the older villains from the previous films even the Joker from Batman 89 and Robin was supposed to like Save Batman well their partnership was going to end permanently They were going to go their separate ways and that was the storyline for the film. I have to say well the storyline is stupid it's actually an interesting concept I will say unlike Jack Black’s Green Lantern I can at least somewhat take the storyline a little more seriously that being said though it'll still be a crappy storyline because it'll just be really weird because you would have had Batman and Robin having a falling out again and ending their partnership batman was supposed to like confront all the old villains like hallucinate them and it would just be a jumble mess like Batman and Robin was. 

Casting- Now the actors that were going to be in this movie it's really interesting because a lot the actors were going to reprise their roles as these characters so you would have had George Clooney come back as Batman Chris’O Donald coming back as Robin,  Michelle Pfeiffer coming back as Catwoman, Day DeVito as the penguin, Uma Thurman as Poison ivy, Jim Carrey at the Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face, Jack Nicholson as Joker. But then you have some weird as hell casting choices. First of all Madonna was going to play Harley Quinn and Nicholas Cage was going to play the Scarecrow who was going to be the main villain in the film. I have to say well I am impressed that they were going to get Jack Nicholson to come back to reprise his role as the Joker. They would have to pay him more money because if you don't know Jack is known as one of the richest actors of all time and the most highest paid actors in Hollywood. Jack Nicholson's performance as Joker would probably be the best thing in the film because Jack can never give a bad performance. Also it would be cool to see Danny DeVito as Penguin, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Jim Carrey as Riddler. But Madonna as Harley Quinn is really stupid because he'll be horrendously miss cast to the point that you can't take her seriously as the character. Now I will admit as dumb as it would be I think Nicolas Cage Would be the best and the worst Casting choice as Scarecrow because obviously Nicholas Cage Would be miscast but on the bright side you would have got in a really Over the top and really  fun Nicolas Cage performance because even in a bad movie Nicolas Cage can still be really fun and entertaining because he'll just be hamming it up the entire time not taking seriously at all. But I don't think any of the actors would even redeem this trash heap this film would have been. 

Batman- now Batman in this movie would have probably still be stupid like how he was in Batman and Robin and throughout the film he was going to like end his partnership with Robin permanently like they were going to have a falling out and I guess he had to like go through The fair toxins to confront all his worst enemies to save Robin and well that idea of interesting Batman would still be garbage in those moments. Also he'll still have that stupid Batman suit from Batman and Robin Which again that is the worst Batman suit ever. 

Harley Quinn As the Joker's daughter WTF. Now in this film like I mentioned before Harley Quinn was going to be played by Madonna and I got to be honest that would have been really fucking stupid because should I go over the top and just be all weird and plus she'll be horrendously Miss cast but I don't think you can laugh at her performance like Nicholas Cage as Scarecrow because you would just be face Plumbing at because of the horrendously bad dialogue they give her. Now the character of Harley Quinn Would have been really fucking weird in this movie because She was originally supposed to be the Joker's daughter in this film and she would have wanted revenge for the death of her dad and I guess her and Scarecrow were going to be a fucking love couple in the film because She's about to be a like his therapist and they were going to make out and yeah that's really ridiculous because Joker and Harley Quinn are boyfriend girlfriend what they're not is Father and daughter and that would have been really dumb Because again You'll be watching this and you're like I'm sorry that is not fucking accurate to the comics this is just dumb.Also the idea of like Nick with cages scarecrow and Harley Quinn being boyfriend and girlfriend in this movie well being his therapist is just so weird because no one want to see a scene of Scarecrow and Harley Quinn making out because you'll be watching this and you're like okay this is out of character they're just friends in the comics and they're not a romantic couple. Now I guess Madonna and Nicolas Cage would have had okay chemistry. But still the characterization of Harley Quinn would have been really terrible and really stupid. Although the funny thing is is that this would not be the last time they cast a singer as Harley Quinn because in Joker 2 they cast Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn and we all know how stupid that was because she was fucking terrible in that movie. So yeah casting a singer as Harley Quinn is a stupid choice. 

The other villains- Now in this film all the other villains were going to come back as like hallucinations where Batman seed them because he's under scarecrow's fear toxin and on the one end I do like the idea like you get to see Jack Nicholson come back as Joker Danny DeVito as the penguin Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Uma Thurman as poison ivy, Jim Carrey as the Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones as two-face Arnold as Mister freeze. To be honest I think it would be fun to see Jack Nicholson As Joker but here's the thing though they would have had to pay him more money because again he is one of The highest paid actors of all time and I think having these villains in the film would have made the movie a lot more messier Because on top of having Scarecrow and Harley Quinn as the villains you would have had like older villains come back which would have been really dumb Although again I think Jack Nicholson would be really fun to see again and it's Joker. But unfortunately They would have given him some dumb lines like If you said to Batman you killed me and you  put my daughter through  one really bad day and now the Scarecrow will break you. So quite crowning around. That would have been really dumb now. I think Jack Nicholson would have made the line less cringeworthy because of how great of an actor he is. But still the dialogue will still be garbage. Of course they would have had Arnold say more dumb ice puns as Mr Freeze which they went before they'll just be really stupid. So yeah well I like the idea of all these actors coming back. It'll still be executed terribly. 

Scarecrow- now the Scarecrow in this movie was going to be the main though and he was going to try to break Batman psychologically with fear toxin just like he does in the comics and I will admit I think he would have been the best part of this entire garbage of a film mainly because he'll be played by Nicolas Cage. Now yes he would be really bad he'll be miscast. But he would be the most entertaining part of the film because Nicolas Cage would have just go completely over the top just hamming it up The entire time not take it seriously and I will admit I think he'll be the highlight of the film because his performance will be so bad to the point that it would be entertainingly fun to watch. But the character of Scarecrow, well, he was still big garbage because having him as Harley Quinn's therapist / boyfriend would be really dumb and really strange because again it'll be not accurate to the comics at all, it'll just be really dumb. Now I guess Nicolas Cage and George Clooney would have had okay chemistry despite the horrible screenplay. Although I can see some really dumb but funny moments with Scarecrow like for example If it showed like a flashback of Jonathan crane game fired from the University and then Jonathan Crane would freak out saying no you can't do this to me You have no idea what I've been through My grandmother locked In a church full of crows will you send me all become something you all fear I'll be the scarecrow I'm going to destroy all of Gotham. Also there could be a really dumb moment between scarecrow and Batman where scarecrow screams you can't take me to Arkham Asylum you good just lock me up you can't do this You don't know what you're doing. I am the Scarecrow I will Break you Batman I'm the fucking Scarecrow. I have the power to inflict pain on people with their deepest and darkest fears. To be like though the scenes would have been really dumb They'll just be funny to watch due to Nicolas Cage’s over the top and really ridiculous but fun performance. To be honest the scenes between him and Harley Quinn would have been equal would as dumb it's better if they had a scene of her making out. With the Scarecrow. Then after they would make out Scarecrow said to Harley Quinn so that's what a party in a clown's dress feels like. Which is  really dumb because I don't think people will want a makeout sequence between Scarecrow and Harley Quinn. 

Conclusion- now it is really fascinating that we almost got a sequel to Batman and Robin featuring Nicolas Cage as the Scarecrow. Now the storyline would have been really dumb but I will say unlike Jack Black's Green Lantern at least it's taken well I know I say taking seriously because I don't think you can take another Joe Schumacher Batman movie seriously but it's at least it would have been less of a mess because it would revolver on Batman and Robin having them falling out and Robin having to save Batman from the Scarecrow because he have to confront all of his worst fears. Which is an interesting idea. But the film would have botched it badly. Now I will admit I think the casting is pretty good for the most part because you have gotten to see Jack Nicholson come back as the Joker. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Danny DeVito as the penguin, Jim Carrey as The Riddler. But Arnold Mr Freeze, Uma Thurman's poison ivy. That would have been really dumb. But maybe not as dumb as Madonna's Harley Quinn because that would have been so dumb because this movie would have changed Harley Quinn Really badly because having her Jack Nicholson's AKA Joker's daughter Is a fucking dumb idea because in the comics they're not father and daughter their boyfriend and girlfriend. Now I will admit I think Nicholas Cage would have been terrible as The Scarecrow because he'll be miscast. But on the bright side I think he would have been the best part of the movie because Cage would just ham it up not take it seriously that's completely going over the top just chewing the scenery. Also I bet Scarecrow Came at the top of his lungs and freak out whenever something is not going the way he wants it to go. So you would have gotten Nicolas Cage Freaking out in this movie as the Scarecrow which would have been really funny. But having Scarecrow be Harley Quinn's therapy patient And lover would have been really fucking weird because I don't think anyone will want to see scarecrow and Harley Quinn make out it'll just be really stupid and really weird. Now I am happy that this film was never made. But I will say though if I was given a choice between watching Jack Black's Green Lantern or this film. I will probably go with this film only because and I mean only Because you got to see Nicolas Cage go over the top and scarecrow and scream his head off and yellow a lot that would be the best thing in this movie because you could tell that Cage would have had a lot of fun as this character despite how miscast he would have been The best part of the film. Now this film would have still be shit because of the horrible screenplay in which George Clooney was a horrible Batman like he was in the last film. Also  having all the villains return. Well an interesting concept  to see Jack Nicholson come back as Joker I think the problem is the movie will be overstuffed with villains and they would have had to pay Jack Nicholson more money for him to come back. So well the idea of the film is completely stupid and interesting. I'm still happy that they canceled this project because I don't think anyone wants to see George Clooney come back as Batman because of how horrible he is as the character. Also the fact that Batman Robin flopped I bet this film would have flopped even harder because it was put in more money into the budget. Plus George Clooney hated playing Batman so it was said no and then they would have gone to have Kurt Russell play Batman which would have been really dumb and really weird. Also Joe Schumacher hated this movie and was disappointed by it. So that is the story of the canceled film Batman Triumphant.  

My Ranking of All The Films in The X Trilogy Ranked from Okay to Perfect

 My Ranking of All The Films in The X Trilogy Ranked from Okay to Perfect

3. Maxxxine

2. X

1. Pear

My Ranking of All 4 of The Main Villains in The MCU Thor Films Ranked from Worst to Best

 My Ranking of All 4 of The Main Villains in The MCU Thor Films Ranked from Worst to Best

4. Malekith From Thor The Dark World

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1. Loki from Thor

My Ranking of All 4 Main Spider-Man Villains in The MCU Spider-Man Films Ranked from Worst to Best

 My Ranking of All 4 Main Spider-Man Villains in The MCU Spider-Man Films Ranked from Worst to Best

4. Jean Gray from Spider-Man Brand New Day

3. The Vulture from Spider-Man Homecoming 

2. Mysterio from Spider-Man Far from Home

1. Green Goblin from Spider-Man No Way Home

Here is My Movie Review of Heretic

 

Here is My Movie Review of Heretic

Now when it comes to this film. This is still one of my favorite films of 2024 mainly because of the performances but also the themes that are present throughout the film and this is up there with The Oddity as one of the best horror movies of 2024. 

Now the storyline is really interesting Because we focus on these two sisters who are Mormons named sister Paxton and sister Barnes and They go around town trying to get people to learn about religion and then they go to the one house which belongs to this guy named Mr Reed and they decide to tell him all about their backstory and how they became Mormons and how they got into religion and at first they believe Mr Reed is this Pleasant old guy who enjoys their company But as the film progresses they learned that Mr Reed is a lot more sinister then they thought he would be. So they have to try to figure out how to escape some Mr Reed doesn't kill them and that's basically what the story is for the film. I have to say this is probably one of the most interesting storylines of any film in 2024 because yes the storyline is really disturbing but if more in the sense of who can you trust because throughout the storyline The movie makes you think about the characters religious choices and their ideologies of different types of religion. 

Now the best thing about this movie is the acting because this movie essentially just has three characters throughout the majority of the film and all three actors do a magnificent job as all these characters and this is probably up there with the acting in Juror #2 as one of the best acted films of 2024. 

However the actor who stole the entire show is Hugh Grant who plays our main villain Mr Reed and his performance is brilliant and creepy that is play a lightweight this is probably Hugh Grant's best performance because what I like about this performance when it comes to horror movie villain performances usually the actors would go over the top and some of them will play a very subdued performance and Hugh Grant definitely gives one of my subtle and one of the most scariest performances in the film because Hugh Grant never raises his voice that much in the film he does it a couple of times but for the majority of the film he's very subdued and calm throughout the film. Now the character of Mr Reed is probably my favorite character in the entire film mainly because He is downright scary and really incredible Is because when your first introduce to Mr Reed he is really nice and really down to earth you know he really cares about Sister Paxton and sister Barnes you know he enjoys talking about religion with him and throughout the film he compares board games to religion the analogy is that much rather a different types of board games There's different types of religion and when he eventually snaps it is downright creepy and his motivation is that he doesn't want the sisters to leave he wants them to stay so he can twist their words and change their views on religion and I think that's a really realistic and really smart with written motivation because in real life there are people who like to twist other people's religion into their own Because some people manipulate other people's ideologies of religion can follow their religious pass rather than their own. The scenes with Mr Reed are probably  some of the best moments in the film. Especially his introduction scene which is actually my favorite scene in the film because it showed that Mr Reed is pretending to be nice he puts on this nice type persona well also being a bit of a lunatic and then later on the film he snaps and tries to kill the sisters and Another scene I really enjoyed is during that same sequence he actually compared the board games to religion and at first it will confusing you're like why is this religious guy talking about board games but then as you watch the film you actually start to understand what he's referring to the board games are used at the analogy for different religions he's basically saying to the sisters a religion is not always the same there are different types of religions out there. Also the scene where he slits Sister Barnes’s throat with the knife like that is one of the most disturbing moments of the film because mystery knew that they were trying to escape so he decided to follow them into the basement and try to kill them so they wouldn't get out of his house. It does lead to some really horrifying and some really heart pounding moments throughout the film even with Mr. Reed Snaps and goes crazy. He is still able to scare the audience with everything he does throughout the film and it makes you like the character because he is such a joy to watch on screen. but you also love to hate him because of all the bad stuff he's doing to these two sisters and when he gets killed at the end it is really satisfying to see. I think Mr Reed is up there with Feyd Rautha From Dune part II. as one of best villains 2024. The chemistry between him and Sophie Thatcher and Chloe East is magnificent. All three of these actors played off each other perfectly. 

Now Sophie Thatcher plays Sister Barnes In the film and she gives a really powerful and captivating performance and you can tell that she is having a lot of fun and also when the character or sister Barnes has to be calm or scared. Thatcher pulled that off perfectly. Now the character of Sister Barnes is really incredible because throughout the film you can tell she's very experienced about the different types of religions and she knows that Mr Reed is just using them to twist their ideologies of religion and she is willing to stand up to Mr Reed telling him what he is doing is wrong. The scenes with Sister Barns Are tremendous because there's so many showing and haunting scenes with this character whether it is her and sister Paxton going down in the basement and they find an old lady that's been locked in that basement for a long time or her trying to stand up to Mr Reed he has telling him that Head religious ideologies don't make a lot of sense. It does lead to some really heart pounding and some Interesting moments throughout the film. The chemistry between her and Hugh Grant is incredible. 

Chloe East plays Plays sister Paxton in the film and her performance is really magnificent. She does such a glorious job of giving this raw and very suspenseful fall performance as this character. Now Sister Paxton as a character is really different from Sister Barnes because Sister Barnes is a lot braver; she knows what Mr Reed is doing. Well Sister Paxton is  more outgoing. Really soft and mellow and she is a true seeker. But she still wants to escape from Mr Reed. The scenes with Sister Paxton are incredible and probably some of the best moments in the film Whether it is her trying to get Mr Reed to let them out of the basement or her watching Mr Reed brutally cut her sisters throughout and killing her even the scene where she learns that Mr Reed is not a normal person it does lead to some really horrifying and some really Chilling moments throughout the film. The chemistry between her and Hugh Grant is magnificent. I still think they had perfect chemistry throughout the film. 

However the best thing about the movie is of course the directed by Scott Beck and Brian Woods because they do a stellar job directing the film  Because what I like about they're directing and that they do a glorious job of developing the characters especially Mr Reed Because this is a character where when you first introduce to him he seems really nice and down to earth. But then you find out that he's a little bit unstable and the way they make him is like this very intelligent religious man who uses board games to describe different religions and twists other people's religious ideologies into his own. I also Like the way they describe different religions by having Mr Reed use board games as an analogy for different religions because he's a sense we saying to the sisters that no religions are the same there's different ways people view religion and I thought that was a really smart concept by using board games and connecting them to religion and that was really incredible. Something else I really like what they did was build up because rather than having Failed jump scares The film goes for a more psychological horror approach by having the dialogue be very subtle and I also like how they build up Mr Reed's descent into madness. It is not in the sense where it's like oh he Is crazy from the start no they actually build up his to send in the madness and it is really slow and  really nail biting to which and  I appreciate what they are going for because Mr. Reed comes off very nice at first but then as the film progresses you see he had a couple of screws loose in his head his religious ideologies are not correct he's wording it in his own way and manipulating the two sisters. So overall I think they did a magnificent job directing this film.

So in conclusion I still really like this film mainly because of the way it tackles religion and how it shows different people's ideologies of how they view religions differently. I also really enjoy the storyline having it revolve around these two sisters named Sister Barnes and Sister Paxton meeting Mr Reed and learning about different types of religions and then finding out that he is a bit crazy and trying to escape out of his house. It is a brilliant idea and the film executes that concept perfectly. Also the acting is magnificent in particularly Hugh Grant who plays Mr Reed is easily the biggest standout of the film you get to tell that he is having a lot of fun as this character and the way he acts as Mr Reed going from this very smart and really nice elderly man But then as the film goes on he starts to become a deranged and crazy religious psychopath is really brilliant in the film The Glorious job of developing this character because Mr Reed It actually my favorite character in this film Because at first he comes off really nice but I had the film progresses You can see he goes off the rails and trying to kill the sisters. Also again there are so many memorable moments with Mr Reed whether it is his introduction scene of him explaining board games and using them to explain differed religions Is one of the best villain introduction scenes because you could view anything at that analogy for different types of religion Or just other stuff in general like for example in the movie Thunderbolts the villain the Void is actually an allegory for loneliness and depression that's what the villain represented in that film. I also liked Sophie Thatcher's performance as Sister Barnes because when the character of Sister Barnes has to be scared or Brave Thatcher pulls that off perfectly. Although the character Sister Barnes is really incredible because she is really smart she wants to stand up to Mr Reed and when she does it's actually really amazing to see her telling Mr Reed that his religious ideology is wrong and it doesn't make any sense the way he is explaining religion. Also that scene again of her explained the mystery that his religious ideologies don't make a lot of sense was a really dark and really showing moment and both her and Hugh Grant play off each other perfectly. Also Chloe East  gives a really powerful and captivating performance as Sister Paxton and you can tell that she is having a lot of fun as this character. Also Sister Paxton is a really incredible character. She is a lot more outgoing and she's a lot more soft and she is seeking truth but at the same time she wants to escape from Mr Reed with her sister. Also the scenes with Sister Paxton are incredible whether it is her going in the basement with her sister or her watching Mr Reed brutally sweat her sister's throwing killing her you can see the terror and the horrified luck on her face it deadly to some really horrifying and brutal moments in the film. Also both her and Hugh Grant play off each other magnificently. I still think this movie is up there with the Oddity with Carolyn Bracken. Then I'm sure you're going to like this film as well. I give this film a 10/10. 

My Ranking of All 3 Ari Aster Horror Films Ranked from Great to Tremendous

 My Ranking of All 3 Ari Aster Horror Films Ranked from Great to Tremendous

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Disgusting the Canceled Jack Black Green Lantern Film.

 

Disgusting the Canceled Jack Black  Green Lantern Film. 

Now we all know that in 2011 Ryan Reynolds starred in Green Lantern and this was a film that was really bad because it made Jordan AKA Green Lantern a comedic character but believe it or not the film was going to be far far dumber than the one that we ended up getting. So let's dive in into the now canceled Jack Black's Green Lantern. 

Now originally the storyline was going to be about this guy Judd Platt yep that was the character's name it wasn't how Jordan or guy Garner it was Judd Platt and this guy was supposed to work at a furniture Store with his friend named Seth and then Judd go that side and see a spaceship crash down in the dying pilot was Abin Sur. Who tells him to become Green Lantern and the ring picks him and apparently rather than being responsible Judd was going to use the ring to make his life easier by trying to Careem to go on date with him and she does. Then he was supposed to go to OA with the rest of the Green Lanterns which included Tomra Ray- Kilwag and Sinestro who in this film was supposed to be a pretty boy which means he was a neat freak. Then they trained him by using Muppet style characters to explain how the ring works. Then Sonestro turns on them and wants to conquer Earth and destroy it with Pikachu and It is up to Judd Platt to become Green Lantern. Now I have to say this storyline might have been dumber than Thornland and Thunder because Thor Love and Thunder  had some ridiculous things throughout that film. But somehow this storyline was going to be far far more dumber than the storyline we got in Thor Love and Thunder. 

Casting- now the actor that they were going to use for Green Lantern is Jack Black I got to say that would have been the dumbest superhero casting choice of all time to be honest it might have rivaled George Clooney's Batman in terms of the dumbest cast Choice ever because Jack Black is not a bad actor Now this is going to be a weird idea and as bad as it would be I would say Kumail Nanjiani I would able to take more seriously because he's skinnier. To be honest I think other actors like Paul Rudd, Ke Huy Quan, Coleman Domingo, Jeremy Renner, even Harrison Ford as Dumb as it would be. At least I could take all these actors seriously as Green Lantern. But Jack Black is way too fat to be Green Lantern and you won't be able to take his performance seriously because of how goofy and silly he would be as the character. Plus I don't think I can take Jack Black seriously in a Green Lantern suit. It'll just look really weird and really dumb. 

Green Lantern- Now let's talk about the character of Green Lantern now the guy that was going to become Green Lantern was not Hal Jordan. It was actually going to be Judd Platt and he was supposed to be betrayed as a complete idiot, a complete jackass. So imagine if Randy from South Park became a Green Lantern and acted like a complete idiot. That's basically what you get because this guy would have eaten coyote heads. He would have cracked a lot of dumb jokes then to be honest I think it would have been a million times more dumber than Thor was and Thor love and thunder and you all know how much I hated what the MCU did to Thor. But I think this would have been far dumber than anything that the MCU has ever done to their main characters. There was going to be a scene of him watching Muppet Like characters singing an educational song about the Green Lantern rain and that would have been so dumb. To be honest I don't think you could take this interpretation of Green Lantern because of how much of an idiot he would be throughout the film. Also to be honest I think this character would have been far dumber than smart Hulk from the MCU and you all know how much I hated that in Avengers endgame I thought that was really weird. Also again they'll just betray Green Lanterns like Randy Marsh again this is like Randy got the Great Lantern ring and acted like a complete jackass That's essentially what Green Lantern would have been like in this film. Then there's going to be a scene during the climax of Green Lantern where he's going to lie himself on fire and barf on people which would have been so dumb. 

Kilowog- Nike would have been the same like he was in the comics in terms of training Hal Jordan like in the comics. But he was going to be like a frat boy like Judd Platt´s friend and just be a complete clown the entire movie and that's not what Kilowog is about to be. He's supposed to be like a smart-ass, kind of like the thing from Fantastic Four like a tough guy. But in this film he was going to be a joke ster throughout the film and just be a complete weirdo who enjoys partying and dating women and that would have been really dumb. There's going to be a scene where Kilowog uses a machine gun and then Green Lantern aka Judd Platt was going to block the bullets by using Green secret servants agents which would have been really dumb and really weird. 

Sinestro- Now for some weird reason in this version of the film Sinestro was going to be a net freak and a pretty boy because apparently he didn't want to be dirty he wants to stay clean and perfect and then he turns bad and tries to destroy everyone on Earth. So with this film Sinestro was going to be the villain. But it'll still be stupid because Sinestro is not a pretty boy, he's just pure evil. Also the way he gets defeated was going to be dumb I wish I made this up but apparently I'm not even joking he was about to get defeated when Green Lantern conjured up an imperfect variant of Sinestro who is ugly who is wrinkled Apparently the Imperfect variant of Sinestro was going to like what Gunk into the original Sinestro´s mouth and rip his hair off Yeah I'm not making here that's about to be the big climactic battle against Green Lantern and Sinestro and it would have been really stupid. Even if they did get someone like Mark Strong, the script will give him jack shit to do. To be honest I think this might be worse than Mr Freeze in Batman Robin in terms of taking a really great character and making him dumb because you all know that Mr Freeze is known to be the worst comic to movie adaptations of a Batman villain ever. But I think this variant of Sinestro would have been dumber. Not to mention you want to know how Sinestro was going to be defeated in this movie and I wish I was joking about this. Apparently he was going to get beaten up by a bunch of baby yellow birds. Yeah and I'm not even kidding here that was the climatic battle against Green Lantern and Sinestro and it would have been a million times worse than the scene in Ant-Man And The Wasp Quantum Mania where Kang get attacked by ants and you all know how much I think that is the dumbest moments in the Ant-Man Trilogy. But this would have been far far worse because at least with the scene of Kang getting beaten up by ants at least it's relevant to the story this would have been like the movie watching you over the head with a hammer with its stupidity. 

The Muppet scene- now originally They're supposed to be a scene of Judd Platt Aka Green Lantern Watching a puppet show of Muppets explaining the Green Lanterns power ring and yeah I am not kidding that was literally a scene that was going to happen this movie and They could have made it more dumber if they tried because this scene would have rivaled all of the jokes and Thor love and thunder in terms of its stupidity. Also again you all know how much I think Thor Love And Thunder has some really bad jokes. But somehow The Muppet scene would make every dumb MCU joke in Thor Love and Thunder. It looks like the humor in the Deadpool movies. That is how bad The Muppet scene would have been in this film.

The WTF final battle- Now the climax in this movie was going to be so fucking dumb because Sinestro he's about to destroy Planet Earth by using Pikachu yeah I wish I was Kidding the climax was supposed to be Judd Platt Aka Green Lantern Trying to take down a giant Pikachu and saving all of humanity by conjuring up Superman and have him spin around The Earth to reverse time to have the giant Pikachu move away from Earth Which causes a couple of earthquakes and that's when Greenlantern was going to lie himself on fire and Barf on People attacking each other And no I'm not even fucking kidding now it's about to be the climax and then Sonestro gets defeated he gets put on trial in the movie ends with With Judd Platt going to OA with his girlfriend Careem. To be honest this would have been the dumbest climax of any comic book film and you won't know how much I think the climax in Thor Love and the Thunder is ridiculous with all the children fight all those monsters but somehow this climax would have been far far more dumber than the climax in that film because at least despite how silly the climax in Thor Love And Thunder was I was at least entertained by. But this I'm going to tell you I don't think I will last a minute in that theater if I saw The final battle. I would literally say fuck this movie I'm out of here. That's how dumb the climax would have been. Also again Sinestro getting beaten up by baby birds I can't get that thought out of my head without saying what the fuck would that supposed to be. To be honest I think this would have been one of the worst climaxes out of any comic book movie ever made.

Conclusion- To be honest it's actually quite fascinating that we almost got a Green Lantern movie That was going to be more dumber than Batman and Robin because a lot of stuff that they were going to do would have been really fucking ridiculous. Especially that whole Muppet scene with them singing an educational song about how the Green Lantern ring works that would go down as well the dumbest comic book movie moments of all time. Also the acting would have been really bad especially from Jack Black who would just be playing himself again. I don't think you could take Jack Black seriously as Green Lantern or a comic book character in general.  Now this is going to be a weird idea and as bad as it would be I would say Kumail Nanjiani I would be able to take him more seriously because he's skinnier. To be honest I think other actors like Paul Rudd, Ke Huy Quan, Coleman Domingo, Jeremy Renner, even Harrison Ford as Dumb as it would be. At least I could take all these actors seriously as Green Lantern. Also the jokes would have been dumber than the jokes in Thor Love and Thunder and you all know how much I think the jokes in Thor Love and Thunder are so dumb and ridiculous.  But somehow this movie we're going to have a worse jokes than that film. because the film would just constantly bash you over the head with its stupidity Also the character of Sinestro was going to be a pretty boy which that would have been so ridiculous I think it would have surpassed Arnold's Mr freeze from Batman and Robin in terms of stupidity because making Sinestro a pretty boy is so fucking ridiculous because they just would have made him into a dumb comedic villain. Also the action sequences would have been really bad especially with that final battle where Sinestro gets beaten up by baby fucking yellow birds and yes it is surprisingly dumber than the scene in Ant-Man And The Wasp Quantum Mania  where Kang gets beaten up by ants. But somehow again having baby yellow birds beat up Sinestro and it'll go down with the dumbest climax of any comic book Film and again the whole thing of Green Lantern using the ring to create Superman to fly in Reverse to save the world would have been really dumb and so ridiculous. Also the character of Judd Platt was going to be a complete idiot. He will go into the ring to make his life easier so it's basically as if Randy Marsh from South Park got the Green Lantern ring and being a complete jackass using it for stupid shit and attention. Although apparently during the climax Green Lantern lighting himself on fire and barfing on people which would have been so stupid and I don't think anyone wants to  see Green Lantern throw up in general it'll just be so stupid and so ridiculous. Now I will say this I am so happy that we got the 2011 Green Lantern movie because that's bad at that one it could have been worse we could have gotten this interpretation of the film with Jack Black as Green Lantern barfy on someone so in general again it is fascinating how we almost got a more dumber variation of the Green Lantern film just with a different actor. So this was really fun to discuss this really weird and really dumb variation of the Green Lantern film that was going to Star Jack Black.