Here is My Movie Review of Sasquatch Sunset

 

Here is My Movie Review of Sasquatch Sunset

Now when this movie was announced I didn't know what this movie was because a lot of people said that it is really bad and really weird. So I watched this movie and oh dear this might be just one of the worst films I have ever seen of 2024 because it is really disgusting and really weird because when I was watching this I literally felt like throwing up. That's how grossed out I was while watching this. 

Now to be honest it is not really a storyline all it is is just a bunch of Sasquatches doing random stuff they mate they eat they sleep that's all they do throughout this entire film. That is basically the storyline and it's just a nothing storyline to be like this has as much of a storyline as Megalopolis because that film does not have a storyline at all. 

The acting in this movie is really bad because they don't really emote in this film because the actors are in these really terrible Sasquatch costumes and they look really fake. Like something out of a really bad parity film  like Epic Movie. 

Jesse Eisenberg who plays the main Sasquatch he is just really bland. He is just really weird in this film he just makes weird Sasquatch noises. I can't really explain these characters because they don't really have a character but the thing where the male Sasquatch is hupping the female yeah I didn't need to see that. I wish I didn't see that because that scene just made me want to throw up and in the first 16 minutes of this movie that's how grossed out I was while watching that scene. The chemistry between him and Riley Keough, Christopher Denek, Nathan Zellner Is average. 

Riley Keough plays the female Sasquatch and she is also really bad in this film because doesn't really do anything in this movie she just makes weird Sasquatch noises. I already said what Jesse Eisenberg does in the film. She is that really bland and really nothing performance. Although the scene when she gives birth to a baby Sasquatch was so disgusting because she does craps it out of her area and is so disgusting and again I'm like yeah I didn't need to see that I didn't need to see a Sasquatch give birth in the middle of the road. The chemistry between her and Jesse Eisenberg is average.

Christopher Denek Play the son of the two Sasquatch And his performance is nothing and I already alluded to with the other two actors most of this movie's performances are nothing he's just Bland and really bad in the film. Also the Sasquatch son does  some of the dumbest stuff  like the scene where he's playing with the placenta and that was really gross and really disgusting is one of those things you really need to show in this film. The chemistry between him and Jesse Eisenberg is okay.

However the worst performance which that's not really saying much because the acting this movie is so fucking stupid but the worst performance in this film is of course  Nathan Zellner who plays the alpha male and his performance well nothing it's kind of weird to watch because he didn't give one of the most raunchies performances in the entire film and you can't really enjoy the performance because of how gross  his character is in film. Also the character of the alpha is just a sex maniac all he wants to do is to show dominance by mostly trying to rape the female Sasquatch that's all he does he just want to fuck her that's all this thing wants to do. The same way you see the alpha's ass is not funny that was really disgusting and for like did you run me a show at Sasquatch´s asshole to the audience did we all wanted to see that in a film no he did because it was fucking gross and the sex scenes with the alpha male are not interesting they're just really gross and this felt more like a pornographic Sasquatch XXX movie. That's how disgusting this character was. The chemistry between her and Jesse Eisenberg is average. 

However as bad as the acting is because trust me is really bad acting because they don't really do anything in this film. But The worst thing about this movie is the directing David Zellinder Nathan  Zellinder Because I don't know what the fuck they were trying to deal with this movie because they're trying to make this like really emotional film about the life of a Sasquatch like a Nature documentary but then the film will cut to scene Sasquatches fucking each other then it'll cut to one of them getting run over by a car. Then they go to a fucking store for some reason which I don't know why that's how the movie ends and there's literally a scene and I wish I was joking where a Sasquatch fucking pisses in the middle of the road and it's on screen and it's probably one of the grossest moments of 2024. To put simply this movie has no tone it really doesn't and that's why the directing is so shitty because the film is just a jumbled up xxx meth of a film even though it's rated R well that's rated for something if not the word restricted if the word ridiculous because of how stupid this film is. Overall I think they did a horrible job directing this film. 

So in conclusion I fucking hate this movie this movie was stupid because it doesn't have a story and I already said it's just Sasquatch is eating fucking and sweeping that's it that is your story. They said the worst acting out of any film of 2024 and yeah I said I think this was worse acting than craving the hunter because as much as I despite that movie at least I'll give it one positive you didn't have a scene of Aaron Taylor Johnson pissing in the middle of the road.  Well in this movie they are like what have Jesse Eisenberg pissing in the middle of the road people will find it funny. No it wasn't funny it was just disgusting. Although I am not joking here, when I was watching this movie I came really close to throwing up because of just how gross I was watching this film. I think this film is up there with Joker 2 as one of the worst films I have ever seen of 2024. Also if I made a top 30 worst films I have ever seen this would definitely be in the top three. I also think that this film is up there with Megalopolis with Gian Carlo Esposito as one of the worst films of the 2020s. Also this is definitely in my top 3 worst films of 2024 I say just fucking skip it this movie go watch Novocaine with Jack Quaid from 2025 because at least with that film you would be more entertained with it and It is actually funny. Also it had a storyline unlike this film which has no story whatsoever. I give this movie a 4-/10.