Here is My Movie Review of Madame Webb

 

Here is My Movie Review of Madame Webb

So basically what happened then is that you have this woman named Cassandra Webb. She is an ambulance driver but unfortunately she died but she came back and she had the ability to see the future and they had this guy named Ezekiel Sim Who had this nightmare of three girls killing him by kicking him out of the window. So Ezekiel Sims decides to try to find Cassandra Webb and kill her along with the three girls just because he had a vision Of them killing him. Then Cassandra Webb finds the three girls and they have to team up to take down Ezekiel Sims. That is basically what the story is for the film and I'm going to say this is one of the dumbest storing lines I have ever seen a superhero movie and I've seen a lot of them I'm going to say this Thor the Dark World is boring and underwhelming but at least it had a decent storyline it could have better. But I'm going to say that it was a much better storyline than the storyline  in this film. 

Now I have seen some really bad acting in movies like Suicide Squad 2016, Atlas, Death Note 2017, Infinite. But the acting in this movie might be some of the worst acting I have ever seen in a film because nobody is giving a good performance at least with the other movies I mentioned there were some good performances. But not in this movie Honestly as much as I think Green Lantern 2011 has really bad acting at least most of the actors in that film were trying to give good performances. But here nobody is trying to get a good performance. I'm going to say this This is up there with Daredevil 2003 one of the worst acting movies of all time.

Dakota Johnson plays Cassandra Webb in this movie and I can tell that she is not happy When she was doing this movie it felt like she was really bored and not giving a shit it feels like fields are doing this movie for a paycheck. The character of Cassandra Webb is so boring she wants to find out secrets about her mom she wants to learn how her powers work and it's just not interesting you don't really care about her as a character She's very bland You know I'm going to say this I think she is the worst main character in a superhero movie even worse than Captain Marvel in MCU because as much as I didn't like that character at least they fixed her in The Marvels. But with this character she's just very bland and uninteresting. Now Cassandra Webb as the character is most the annoying bitch I have ever seen in a film because she is so unlikable she because she constantly complained and argues with the three girls in the film and I'm going to say this if you think Cassie from Ant-Man and The Wasp Quantum Mania is selfish and annoying oh boy she wouldn't unlikable and Despicable as Cassandra Webb was in this movie because Cassie had at least a reason to be unlikable because her dad wasn't paying attention to her. Well Cassandra Webb is just a horrible person from the begin because unlike Cassie from the Ant-Man movies she doesn't go through any character arc. Well Cassie does go through a character arc. The chemistry between her and Sydney Sweetie, Tahar Rahim, Isabella Merced, .and Cellestice O'Connor is decent. I do think the actors do have good chemistry and that is one of my only positives that the actors do work well together. 

Sydney Sweetie Plays Julia Cornwell In the film and her performance is just so bland and very bad it feels like she's just reading off of the script. It doesn't feel like she is having fun in the role. The character of Julia Cornwell is just so bland. Her whole thing is that she Mentions that her parents were deported and she meant that so many times they're trying to be all emotional and sad but you don't really feel anything because I feel like again it is really force a terrible Marvel Movie joke and this film has worse humor then Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum Mania because at least with that film the jokes were actually funny and entertaining but the jokes and this film are just cringe and they are really stupid. The chemistry between her and Dakota Johnson is fine. 

 Isabella Merced plays Anya Corazon In the film and much like I said with the other two performance In the film her performance is really bad It just feels like she is just sleepwalking throughout the whole movie It doesn't feel like she wants to be here She just feels like she's just going through the motions and just wanting to get this over with. The character of Anya Corazon Is really bland she It's just there the question Cassandra well what is going on and that's it and she said there to try to kill Ezekiel Sims and that's it That is all her character in the film The worst scene in this film is where she and the other two girls are dancing at this restaurant and it reminds me of the horrible jazz club scene in Spider-Man 3 only surprisingly  this worse because it is just bad the Jazz Club scene was at least to the story This is not relevant to the story. That chemistry between her and Dakota Johnson is average. 

Cellestice O'Connor plays Mattie Franklin in the film And her performance much like the rest of the cast just feels so boring and boring and feeling like she just did that to she get a paycheck and the character of Mattie Franklin is just so bland she's just there to try to kill Ezekiel Sims and she likes to eat food she cracks a lot of dumb jokes and that's her entire character she just like to eat and make stupid or snarky remarks and I think this movie might have worth humor then any MCU movie even the MCU movie that I found overly silly Thor Love and Thunder at least that film has moments that made me laugh this movie simply does not all the jokes make me face palm every time I heard each one of those dumb jokes. The chemistry between her and Dakota Johnson is okay. 

Now let's talk about the villain in this movie honestly I have seen some really shitty villain in movies but Ezekiel Sims is the worst villain I have ever seen in a movie because this guy has the dumbest motivation in film history he has this dream of three girls kicking him out of a window and killing him and keep in mind like he never met these girls before he doesn't even know them but yet he thinks they're going to kick him out of the window It is so stupid and doesn't make any sense. I have seen some very bad villains like Kro from Eternals and as much as I did not like that villain at least he had a somewhat memorable death. Oh by the way you want to know how Ezekiel Sims dies in this film  the letter P on the sign fall on top of him and kill him dumb fucking stupid that is the dumbest villain death. I have seen films that have really bad Villain deaths. But this has to be in the worst one I have ever seen in film because the way this guy dies is that the letter p from the sign fall on top of him and kill him and I'm not even joking that's how Ezekiel Sims dies in the film and I'm going to do this M.O.D.O.K´s death was better in Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum Mania because at least with that one it was funny and it was very entertaining but with this it was not entertaining and you can't even laugh about stupid it is. At least when  M.O.D.O.K died in Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum Mania. I can laugh at it because it was entertaining and it was relevant to the story. Also Corey Stoll Gave a better performance as M.O.D.O.K because at least you can tell that he was having fun as the character. You know what I'm going to say this I think Sebastian Shaw from X-Men First class is a way better villain than Ezekiel Sims because as disappointing as he was as a villain at least his death was memorable he had a decent motivation with Magneto and Kevin Bacon gave a way better and more entertaining performance than Tahar Rahim was in this film because his performance he is so over the top he screams like a fucking lunatic and you can't take him seriously and I'm going to say this I think this performance is might be even worse than Jesse Eisenberg was as Lex Luthor because as much as I despise that performance. At least they didn't dub Jesse Eisenberg's voice because for some reason they dub Ezekiel Sims voice in this film. It's very noticeable and it's so uncomfortable and so weird that you think AI plays Ezekiel Sims in the film. I'm going to say this: He is up there with Taskmaster from Black Widow as one of the worst villains of the 2020s. The rivalry between him and Cassandra Webb is so stupid it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I bought the rivalry between Captain Marvel and Dar-Ben in the Marvels because they built it up. The chemistry between him and Dakota Johnson is fine. 

    Now the action sequences in this movie are shit and to be honest that is very little action in the snow because it's expedition whatever the action secrets that happened it looked like other garbage it was like for my bad PS2 game the climax of Is a rip off to Spider-Man no way home but the only difference is that  Spider-Man No Way Home had  way better  had memorable better acting the villains were more memorable and it had steaks to it this climax is up there with the climax and secret invasion as well the worst climax is ever in a superhero movie or TV show is that bad. The action sequences  are so terrible that it makes the action sequences in Hulk 2003 look like The action sequences in Spider-Man No Way Home that's how bad the action sequences are in this movie.

But the worst thing about this movie is the humor. To say this movie is not funny. That is a understatement because this movie is so unbearably unfunny nothing made me laugh in this movie All the jokes were either I face popped or I just cringed because of how bad the jokes are and I'm going to say this Green Lantern 2011 was more fucking funny than this piece of shit film because at least Dr Hector Hammond made me laugh because Peter Skarsgard is so over top and ridiculous that he was actually entertained to watch. But nothing in this movie made me laugh at all. Also I'm going to say this the scene in Ant-Man and The Wasp Quantum Mania where M.O.D.O.K says to Cassie ¨I don't know what you want me to be tell me what to be.¨ Then Cassie says I don´t know don´t be a dick.¨ Then M.O.D.O.K ¨It's too late look me.¨I´m such a dick.¨ At least that scene was funny and there was a million times more entertaing to watch than the scene in the restaurant where the three girls that dancing on the table which that was just cringe-worthy and really dumb to watch. Also the humor in this movie is so bad that it makes the humor in Spider-Man 3 look like the humor in Zoolander that's how bad and atrocious the humor is in this film.

The directing by SJ Clarkson is awful because I don't know what To do what the phone does she wants it to be an action call me film or does she want this to be a nail biting suspense drama film I honestly don't know and I don't really give a shit because her directing is probably up there with Josh Trenk´s directing of fantastic 4 2015 as the worst directive films of all time. 

So in conclusion I hate this Film. The storyline didn't make any sense. All the characters were very boring and to be honest I would rather watch a lot of the quote on quote bad superhero films. Ant-Man and The Wasp Quantum mania from 2023, Ghost Rider 1 and 2 Jonah Hacks Green Lantern from 2011 X3 X-Men The Last Stand. X-Men Origins Wolverine.  Thor Love and Thunder Suicide Squad, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The Flash from 2023 and even the  movie that I have mentioned is the worst movie I've ever seen: Batman vs Superman Dawn Justice. I would watch on a 1-hour loop then to see this movie one more time. I hate this film. It was a chore to sit through. This is by doubt one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life and this is one of the worst films of the entire year. To be honest I'd rather rewatch Chappie from 2015 because that movie had a way better villain and it was funny and actually had awesome action sequences This does not have any of that. Also as much as I found black widow mediocre I would rather go back and watch that movie because at least with that it had some good Things like David Harbor as The Red Guardian was fun to watch and as much as I found the story to be forgettable at least it was more entertaining than the storyline this piece of shit of a film. The only thing I thought was fine was the chemistry between the actors and I think they had decent chemistry in the film. Also  Ezekiel Sims is up there with Dr Doom from Fantastic 4 2015 as one of the worst comic to movie adaptations you will ever see. The only thing I actually liked were the credits because I'm like finally this movie is over. Now I can move on and do something else with my life. I give this movie a 0/10.